1. Compute SHA-256 of OTSCanonicalRecord value → must equal OTSHash 2. Open OTSProofURL → extract Bitcoin block number → must equal OTSBitcoinBlock 3. GET OTSBitcoinBlockVerifyURL → returns the Bitcoin block hash at height OTSBitcoinBlock; GET https://blockstream.info/api/block/{that hash} → its timestamp must match OTSTimestamp 4. Read CopyrightID inside OTSCanonicalRecord → must equal the CopyrightID above 5. GET OTSVerificationAPI → pre-computed 6-check result from server 6. If all match: this entity was registered on CopyrightChains at OTSTimestamp, independently verifiable on Bitcoin Note: an OTS proof may carry multiple Bitcoin attestations; OTSBitcoinBlock is the earliest confirmed one — a later attestation inside the proof corroborates it and is not a mismatch
Dual-chain trust anchor. Chain 1 (CopyrightChains): CopyrightID 0x34829139e26b1dbfe63e70fe77ce628cdaa6ce0cf0340956cb304e0359acb9e8. Chain 2 (Bitcoin): anchored in block 953687 (2026-06-14T20:19:15Z). Bridge: the canonical record inside this Bitcoin proof contains the same CopyrightID. Verify: download https://artists.proofprofile.net/proofs/artist/6ab72d4d-15cc-4a61-a315-9317aa132096.json and https://artists.proofprofile.net/proofs/artist/6ab72d4d-15cc-4a61-a315-9317aa132096.ots, the client at https://opentimestamps.org runs `ots verify -f record.json proof.ots`.
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