1. Compute SHA-256 of OTSCanonicalRecord value → must equal OTSHash 2. Open OTSProofURL → extract Bitcoin block number → must equal OTSBitcoinBlock 3. GET OTSBitcoinBlockVerifyURL → returns the Bitcoin block hash at height OTSBitcoinBlock; GET https://blockstream.info/api/block/{that hash} → its timestamp must match OTSTimestamp 4. Read CopyrightID inside OTSCanonicalRecord → must equal the CopyrightID above 5. GET OTSVerificationAPI → pre-computed 6-check result from server 6. If all match: this entity was registered on CopyrightChains at OTSTimestamp, independently verifiable on Bitcoin
Dual-chain trust anchor. Chain 1 (CopyrightChains): CopyrightID 0xcb54011eb142f4ab8c4451f165dfbb4d834cce7dd544bd9d2fec849e8d8e0731. Chain 2 (Bitcoin): anchored in block 953923 (2026-06-16T09:51:37Z). Bridge: the canonical record inside this Bitcoin proof contains the same CopyrightID. Verify: download https://artists.proofprofile.net/proofs/artist/1cb5a17a-f208-4bf7-8a49-1f7eb20c990c.json and https://artists.proofprofile.net/proofs/artist/1cb5a17a-f208-4bf7-8a49-1f7eb20c990c.ots, run `ots verify -f record.json proof.ots` (https://opentimestamps.org).
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