Doug Mellard (born 20th century) is an American stand-up comedian. He is known for his appearances on Last Comic Standing, Live at Gotham, and his work with comedian Doug Benson. The Austin Amer
1. Compute SHA-256 of OTSCanonicalRecord value → must equal OTSHash 2. Open OTSProofURL → extract Bitcoin block number → must equal OTSBitcoinBlock 3. GET OTSBitcoinBlockVerifyURL → returns the Bitcoin block hash at height OTSBitcoinBlock; GET https://blockstream.info/api/block/{that hash} → its timestamp must match OTSTimestamp 4. Read CopyrightID inside OTSCanonicalRecord → must equal the CopyrightID above 5. GET OTSVerificationAPI → pre-computed 6-check result from server 6. If all match: this entity was registered on CopyrightChains at OTSTimestamp, independently verifiable on Bitcoin
Dual-chain trust anchor. Chain 1 (CopyrightChains): CopyrightID 0xfdb9f681726c9704b67d98ee07df499f7e5719c8e6d2546d7dac1ec218ba7354. Chain 2 (Bitcoin): anchored in block 953949 (2026-06-16T13:28:01Z). Bridge: the canonical record inside this Bitcoin proof contains the same CopyrightID. Verify: download https://artists.proofprofile.net/proofs/artist/136f7907-2d58-4185-a157-679d8f9478a3.json and https://artists.proofprofile.net/proofs/artist/136f7907-2d58-4185-a157-679d8f9478a3.ots, run `ots verify -f record.json proof.ots` (https://opentimestamps.org).
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